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this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
…so 2pEngland knows how to swim and this is why
wow that’s such a cute character where can I find him beaten up and crying on the ground in an alley
wow that’s such a tough character where can i find him crying his eyes out