alwayshellogoodbye:

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Member: あみ

momunofu:

kids these days know what records are

we know what floppy disks are

we know what VHSs are

why would the population just collectively forget an important piece of technology just because no one uses them anymore

people nowadays still know what a telegraph is and those haven’t been in popular use since the 19th century

gummy-dicks-and-pixie-stixs:

malicemidnight:

lordstunfisk:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

fucking cleverbot

ARRIBA

fucking HE lL

I’M PI SSIN G HELP

ankankimatank:

“Katniss is very skinny… How much do you weigh?

I am so fucking happy that female celebrities are starting to call interviewers out on their bullshit.

palemarried:

zip download
(also includes each character separated and original size)

use however you wish, but dont claim as your own please

akadelete:

Now you know what it’s called.

not-safe-for-earth:

wantstobelieve:

casthebadass:

[x] or [x]

THANK

solluxforpresident:

solluxforpresident:

me and my neopet are one

i love how on tumblr you guys understand, but on facebook i got asked why the fuck i was still playing neopets

romanorgasm:

Nyotalia ✿ Asians

armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch